NEVER OUT OF WORK

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If you want a job that's foolproof,
that you cannot ever lose,
you will find one at the tavern,
wiping glasses, pouring booze.
There's no fear of any buyout
or a cutback in the hours.
As master of the spigot
you have super-human powers.
When times are good, or when they're bad,
bartenders stay real busy
helping king and commoner
get happy and quite dizzy.
Never mind if it's a gin mill
or a swanky cocktail lounge,
whey you dispense the liquor
you will never have to scrounge.
 

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