Friday, March 28, 2008

cosmetics

 

Cosmetics is a racket that is certainly insane;

The more expensive your cold cream the more sales you do gain.

Beauty may be skin deep but our vanity is not;

We will spend a fortune if we think it makes us hot.

So sell your goo at prices way beyond top of the line;

Cuz you can never cast too many pearls before us swine!



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