I took my dollar to the store
And found it bought so little.
I spent it on a single piece
Of sugar-coated Skittle.
When I asked the shopkeeper
Just what he thought he's doin'
He said he'd rather stockpile
Pesos, euros and the yuan.
Now I carry nothing but
A bag or two of gold,
Cuz dollars are like table grapes –
They're apt to shrink and mold.
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