Men who do their laundry
Are a funny kind of group –
They mix it all together
Like they're cooking up some soup.
Towels and shirts and underwear
Go in with pants and socks –
A blanket for aroma,
Then a full detergent box.
Sanitary persons,
They will always wash on hot;
Knowing that the stains might stay
But germs will surely not.
They are very frugal
So they cram it to the top;
If it overflows then
They will simply get a mop.
When the cycle's over
In one dryer it does go.
The timer's set for sixty years,
The temp is set on low.
Then the man will grab a snack
And go and watch TV.
Now you know why bachelors
Are gray and wrinkly.
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