Those Cut Ups

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I went in for a transplant
cuz my ticker had gone bust --
the surgeon found my kidneys
had begun to show some rust.
Deciding to replace a lung,
the medics also tossed
my liver and intestines
for a very modest cost.
They chopped up my appendix
and they also docked my ears
(Those guys get so ambitious
when they're playing 'round with shears!)
They gutted me so cleanly
I was merely one more sack
that needed filling quickly,
so they started in to pack . . .
Now I'm full of organs
that are gently used, at best.
I am not myself these days;
I feel more like a guest.

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