Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Doorknob

A doorknob is a handy thing to have around the home;

Otherwise you'd be hard-pressed to get out doors and roam.

A doorknob and a piece of string provide the tools to yank

A tooth to put 'neath pillow and a coin for piggy bank.

They're often cold and rattle so that no one can surprise you.

Touch one in electric storms and lightening maybe fries you.

People do collect them, though I do not know what for;

You might as well take hinges, panels, heck – the whole darn door.

On Star Trek doorknobs don't exist, but that's their loss I'd say

'cause where else can old Cap'n Kirk hang up his wet toupee?

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