Travel

I love to look at maps to plan the trips I'll never take,

The beds I'll never sleep in and the sights I must forsake.

I plan these trips most carefully to places that I crave

And then rejoice while counting all the money I will save.

The world is full of beauty and excitement, it is true.

But if you never say 'hello', you will not need 'adieu'.

In my mind I travel quite a bit around the globe

And never worry that I will pick up a stray microbe.

Let others scamper round about in search of who-knows-what;

I can have adventures when I go for my haircut.

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