Friday, June 5, 2009

North Dakota

The state of North Dakota doesn't have a deficit.

Neither does it have a pair of tailored pants that fit.

Unemployment is below the average nationally.

They're also below average as a whole society.

Commodities have kept their state economy on track –

Maybe their state flag should show a picture of fatback.

Wind turbines are everywhere and so are lefse jokes.

The Sons of Norway run the place and keep out Swedish folks.

You betcha, that's the state I love when I am far away.

But when I get close to it I feel nothing but dismay.

It ought to be a parking lot, and not a civil state,

Making it more useful for a partying tailgate

 



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