The invention of alarm clocks was a blow to mankind's ease.
The safety cap on aspirin has caused some mutinies.
And the parking meter is a bane, along with one-way streets,
As well as karaoke and the rise of those spread sheets.
The telemarketer is such a cursing that I shudder
Lawyers stir up anger, pitting brudder against brudder.
Computers crash, inflation soars, and savings melt like ice cubes.
Video has turned our children into packs of nice boobs.
Divorce is strictly no-fault and quite easy in obtaining.
Need I add that chastity and virtue all are waning?
And that is why my daily prayer does ask the Lord to permit
Me to live like men of old, a solitary hermit.
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