The dentist is a family friend
Who looks between your jaws
For any budding cavities,
While fingering his saws.
The dentist is as gentle
As the dew upon the grass –
At least that's what he tells you
When you're high on laughing gas.
His drills are quick and painless
And his skill is unsurpassed.
(See the couplet up above
concerning being gassed.)
Hockey players love him,
Even when they are back benchers,
Since he's the only guy in town
Who's working on their dentures.
Little children need not fear
That overhanging lamp –
When their parents get the bill,
They're the ones who cramp.
Braces and retainers
Are worth every costly cent –
Even though they're not paid off
'til dad is old and bent.
So when you see your dentist
Walking down the street, smile big –
Otherwise you'll find he wants
A root canal to dig.
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