Horoscopes are peered at when a wedding's in the works;
Superstition is just one of many nuptial perks.
Brides wear white, the tiered cake is certainly de rigueur
And chopped liver's often carved into a melting figure.
Rice is thrown, and flowers, garters – all so comme il faut.
The father of the bride is now a pauper, bleeding dough.
To insure the best of luck before they do commingle,
I recommend that couples oughta stay completely single!
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