The robber entered quietly, his evil work to do –
Snatching all the silverware and bottles of shampoo.
He found the coin collection and the antique vase all right –
And then he sought to slip away into the coal-black night.
But as he passed the kitchen he espied a bag of chips,
And with a smug expression he immediately rips
The bag and then all hell breaks loose – the sound sets off alarms;
And soon that nasty robber is embraced by police arms.
So let that be a lesson to you thieves and petty boosters ---
Never open up a snack that sounds like twenty roosters!
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