THE "R" WORD
Nobody but a Hessian
Would say we're in Recession;
The business climate's stronger than an ox.
So the housing market's slumped
And junk bonds are being dumped?
There's plenty gelt inside our dear
And the homeless that you see
Are of such fine quality;
They're better dressed than
Yes, the kitchens where they eat
Are a gustatory treat!
The Food Channel should put them on their tour.
Unemployment may be rife
And your job could get the knife
But everyone's got savings in the bank.
It's a bit of holiday
With some bills you cannot pay –
Consider it a harmless little prank.
Whether bear or whether bull,
On Wall Street they are chock full
Of honest fellows with a steady hand.
They will guide your money right
Into pockets mighty tight;
You'll never miss that paltry twenty-grand!
The economy is sound
Though the dollar's in the ground.
That wolf upon your doorstep is a fraud.
There's a bone in every pot.
Grassy streets are Camelot.
And rebates will rain down on every clod!
Treat Recession as a joke,
Wheel of Fortune sans a spoke.
The happy days will be here very soon.
When you see your banker's smile
Do not let it rouse your bile.
Just turn the other cheek and shoot the moon!
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