I've been going green for years and never really knew it.
A leftover is never tossed – I simply will fondue it.
I let my lawn lie fallow brown in summer for good reason;
It keeps the water bill quite low and cuts the mowing season.
I reuse the same story and recycle all my jokes,
And rarely wash my underwear since soap is just a hoax.
Ev'ry year I grow a little greener – so I'm told;
But most folks think it's probably a touch of slimy mold.
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