On my honor, I will do my duty –
To think Chicago is full of beauty.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night
Will make me think Rush Limbaugh's right.
My New Year's resolution is –
To drink less stuff with lots of fizz.
Believe me, if all those enduring young charms
Aren't wasted by tattoos on your face and your arms.
If ever I should leave you it'll be on Oprah's show –
And I pledge allegiance to yell out: "Look out below!"
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