Did Mohammed have a mustache or a beard? We'll never know;
Since his visage is a crime to draw or even show.
Anybody trying his portrait to bring to view
Will cause a world-wide riot that will kill off quite a few.
He might have had two heads or been a dwarf, or better yet,
Maybe his proboscis was long like a minaret.
I know this is facetious and intolerant as well –
but if I'm on a death list then my poetry will sell!
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