Avoid the canned sardine, my son,
When going on a date.
Otherwise you'll find yourself
Far from first base (or plate).
They're chockfull of omega-3
But health is no concern
When a kiss or two, or more,
Is what you'd like to earn.
The pilchard and the anchovy
Should also be avoided
(otherwise your breath will almost
Surely be destroyded!)
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