Home is where the heartburn is, is all that I can say.
Since ev'ry town has got a dish they relish ev'ry day.
Patterson, New Jersey, is the home of chili fries;
Ev'ry time you eat one an artery ups & dies.
Bemidji, Minnesota, eats a lot of lutefisk,
Putting sanity and taste to ever-growing risk.
Athens, Alabama, is a haven for the few
Who like their pizza spattered with a bit of okra glue.
Safford, Arizona, fancies rattlesnake fillet;
Scrapple is a staple back in Philadelph – i – a.
Indigestion doesn't need a travel guide, I think;
Stay at home and get it over your own kitchen sink.
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