Whether it is Squinkies or some other folderol,
I don't give toys for Xmas – not a board game, not a doll!
It's not the money, not at all – but principles, you see,
That make me dislike dealing with the damn toy industry.
I want to spend my money on the good ol' USA –
Not on products that are made in some place like Cathay.
They use lead paint and mercury and other deadly stuff
Over there in Bangladesh, instead of glue and fluff.
I'll give a gift that's made right here, and not by foreign tramps –
I'll give my friends and fam'ly a large book of nice Food Stamps.
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