Thursday, November 25, 2010

No More Color Coded Alerts

Color coding didn't do the trick, the Feds now say;

Terrorists are color- blind and will not go away.

Maybe hats would be a source of quick communication,

When the bombs are going off around our quaking nation.

When the threat is minimal a baseball cap is good;

When the level's higher we can all pull on a hood.

At its height, when under siege by gunmen or Blue Meanie

I think Obama ought to wear a red and white stripped beanie.

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